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by Shaan
Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:13 pm
Forum: "The Open Mic"
Topic: MC Battles, 4 Linerz!
Replies: 617
Views: 170345

I'll shake this fake brother.. While i date his mates mother..
When you smile.. your teeth look lik they HATE each other!
You get your teeth bust recurrently.. That shytz an E-fukin-Mergency!..
Fuk braces.. Your in need of re-constructive surgery!
by Shaan
Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:00 pm
Forum: "The Open Mic"
Topic: MC Battles, 4 Linerz!
Replies: 617
Views: 170345

Your gurl was a virgin till i fuked her..
All i had to pay her was jusa Lambert & Butler.. :P
She has me in her mouth.. You can call me her muffler..
You can make a car boot sale with the shyt u'll find up her!:shock:
by Shaan
Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:01 am
Forum: "The Open Mic"
Topic: MC Battles, 4 Linerz!
Replies: 617
Views: 170345

Im never sober.. Im the better flower..
Your galz hed went bak in2 her shoulda..
Wen she saw the shyt i showed her..
Now its past 12.. Shes transformed into an ogre! :oops:
by Shaan
Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:30 am
Forum: "The Open Mic"
Topic: MC Battles, 4 Linerz!
Replies: 617
Views: 170345

You fink u rap fresher?.. Blud.. I got sum hand gestures.. That your ancestors.. In Manchester.. Can understand better! (Use the microscopic amount of intelligence and imagination you have to figure out what them hand gestures might b :roll: .. Il give ya instructions.. turn your thumb.. index.. rin...
by Shaan
Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:23 am
Forum: "The Open Mic"
Topic: MC Battles, 4 Linerz!
Replies: 617
Views: 170345

Hes always bin gay.. You can ask his Pops MAN..
His shyts seriusly fake.. You should see the shyt he rocks MAN..
Your backwards abit lik summers clocks MAN..
You get hassled abit.. For rocking Oxfam!
by Shaan
Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:14 am
Forum: "The Open Mic"
Topic: MC Battles, 4 Linerz!
Replies: 617
Views: 170345

Dnt worry.. il slow down for you..

You cant afford bape.. and you seriusly ARE an ape..
Nuffin you can do.. is great.. You jus continue.. 2 proove your fake..
He wears skirts showin his bare legs.. his favourite colours purple..
Your crews outta shape.. Therez too many Square hedz.. in ya Circle..
by Shaan
Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:57 pm
Forum: "The Open Mic"
Topic: MC Battles, 4 Linerz!
Replies: 617
Views: 170345

I bet you dress like a bych.. Im not impressed when you spit..
I guess that your lips.. Can provide my testicles with.. a symmetrical fit..
Dnt b expectin to win.. Especially wen.. yur face looks like testicle skin..
Thats jus been thrown in.. a receptacle bin!
by Shaan
Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:12 pm
Forum: "The Open Mic"
Topic: MC Battles, 4 Linerz!
Replies: 617
Views: 170345

BEB is a nervous wreck..
Ever since she was a kid.. She wished her lines wer big..
And she got the reverse effect.. Have you even developed into a person yet?..
Or iz yor mum still tryna figure out your birth defect?
by Shaan
Mon Nov 26, 2007 12:34 am
Forum: "The Open Mic"
Topic: MC Battles, 4 Linerz!
Replies: 617
Views: 170345

wtf.... why you dissing race and parent need for that shait!!! bloody low life git.... seriously... you should have learnt your lesson the first time, making me do this again i am about to flip again i'll bleh you up you little asshole i'll get my dad to come up your ass [/b] What the fuk? :roll:
by Shaan
Mon Nov 26, 2007 12:26 am
Forum: "The Open Mic"
Topic: MC Battles, 4 Linerz!
Replies: 617
Views: 170345

With shitty face prints.. Your in need of some Mace mints..
I didnt really wanna say this.. But as you cant take hints..
Half of you is Ape shit.. and the other half of kp86..
Is taken up by her fake titz!!
by Shaan
Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:59 pm
Forum: "The Open Mic"
Topic: MC Battles, 4 Linerz!
Replies: 617
Views: 170345

LOL..

Ill Serve this fake..
Burn her lik a Purple eighth..
Then give her an Early date..
With tha people at the Pearly gates!
by Shaan
Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:06 am
Forum: "The Open Mic"
Topic: MC Battles, 4 Linerz!
Replies: 617
Views: 170345

Yur a black piece of shyt..
4 yoo 2 b that dark.. your mumz diet mutav bin Crack.. Weed.. and Piss..
And do you know what that means you bych?
It means in the night time you dont actuali exist!
by Shaan
Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:59 am
Forum: "The Open Mic"
Topic: MC Battles, 4 Linerz!
Replies: 617
Views: 170345

Evryone knows ur mumz tittys and belly aint small..
She cant run fast.. and her arse is the size of the great mall..
Shes a great whore.. and loves licking black testicles lik an 8ball..
And she now looks like Humpty Dumpty.. After the great fall!
by Shaan
Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:11 pm
Forum: "The Open Mic"
Topic: MC Battles, 4 Linerz!
Replies: 617
Views: 170345

I remain cautios though..
Cuz this prik.. gt more lip..
Then a sore clit..
On a georgous hoe!
by Shaan
Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:04 pm
Forum: "The Open Mic"
Topic: MC Battles, 4 Linerz!
Replies: 617
Views: 170345

Youv gt the type of flow u shud b embarassed ov..
All four of you faggots are softer than 2 pairs of doves..
B.E.B mates fink shes nice?.. Well they're on drugs..
And they can reconsider that shyt.. after the herion buzz!