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Male Comebacks

Post by -MissS- » Wed May 30, 2007 3:14 pm

*Warning: Adult Humour* Don't read on if you're a kid or you're likely to be offended!

But I found this hilarious! :p There's always emails flying about for women's comebacks to men's lines..... looks like the tables have turned lol.

Male Comebacks:

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you're a

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees greeting my crotch.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, 'cause after I get done nailing you in the back of
my car... I don't give a crap where you go.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: No!
Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: That works for me... as long as you're still warm when I do you.
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Post by cuzzy » Wed May 30, 2007 3:18 pm

LMAO oh dear :shock:

that gave me jokes :lol:

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Post by Dr-evil » Wed May 30, 2007 3:20 pm

*waits for a "clever" female member to repost the original thread, so it shows the female combacks*
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Post by Platinum_Pwincess » Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:19 pm

LMFAO! Oh my dayzz :lol:

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Post by SEXC_BOI » Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:06 pm

NO joke those were funny lol ah man i got a tummy ache now :$ great sense of humour miss s :P

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Post by paki_girl_19 » Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:08 pm

lol thats funny
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Post by Brown Eyed Beauty » Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:35 pm

LOL! Ahaha nice one Miss S.. We need a witty woman to comeback to those comebacks.. I'll let you know if i come up with anything :wink:
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Post by kp86 » Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:52 pm

:lol: .... lol..... damn that cheered me up.... my 1st "lol" for to day!!! :P

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