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Post by MissPunjaban » Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:56 am

is so fat she needs a boomerang to put her belt on in the morning (ha)

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Post by MissPunjaban » Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:58 am

oh oh and yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see in to the future :blink:

OH! and yo mama's soooo fat she fell in love n broke it! :unsure:

OHhh YEAhh and yo mama's soo STUPID she saw a sign sayin "wet floor" - and she did :ph34r:

*Please Note: This Is Not Intended At Anyone's Mama/MummyJi, "Mama" Is Simply The Subject Of The Joke And Used For the Sole Purpose Of Laughing*

I love all mommys and auntyGs really!!!! :D

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Post by BasitJabbar » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:14 pm

Simmy, highly disspointed in u :@
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Post by MissPunjaban » Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:32 pm

sheeeeeesh lighten up! IT'S NOT DIRECTED AT ANYONE'S MOMMA!!

Use em to your advantage.

Eg: My brother called me fatty, so I said he needs a boomerang to put on his belt. Result: POSITIVE!

:D

Yo mama's so fat it took me 4 trains and 2 buses to get to her good side! (ha)

OHHHHH This one's gona kill it for today: Yo mama iss sooooo bigg, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party :ph34r:

MuwahAHahAHAHAH!

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Post by MissPunjaban » Sat Dec 03, 2005 8:08 pm

meeheehooohaahahaahaaa!!!!!! (ha)

New one.. made it today .. ready? This is gona go down as a classic for sure..

yo mama's so stupid, i asked her to check my indicators were workin n she replied "yes no yes no yes no.." :P

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Post by BasitJabbar » Sat Dec 03, 2005 8:12 pm

looool oh god i fink i'm onna faint :$ evillness has tuk ova da world :$
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Post by killuminati » Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:08 pm

MissPunjaban wrote: sheeeeeesh lighten up! IT'S NOT DIRECTED AT ANYONE'S MOMMA!!

Use em to your advantage.

Eg: My brother called me fatty, so I said he needs a boomerang to put on his belt. Result: POSITIVE!
well lets be honest now MissPunjaban.. you are kinda fatty :o :P

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Post by BasitJabbar » Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:54 pm

leave ma baaji :@ or ill get papa imz to clap u one :P :D (ha)

backup lol :D
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Post by MissPunjaban » Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:02 am

lol! Okayzzzz time for stupider jokes: (they are funny because they are stupid)

Q: What do u call a chav in a box?
A: INNIT!! :P

Q: What do u call a chav in a box with a lock on it?
A: SAFEEEE!!!!!!! :P

Q: What do u call a chav with 9 GCSEs?
A: A liar :ph34r:

Q: What do u say to a chav with a job?
A: "Can I have a big mac please?" (ha)

More chav jokes coming soon :ph34r:

Lol SYK! :P

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Post by DjCobra » Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:34 am

YOUR MAMAS SO DUMB SHE GOT LOCKED IN A SUPERMARKET N STARVED TO DEATH..
UR MAMA SO DUMB SHE GOT LOCKED IN TOILET N WEE'D HER PANTS...
UR MAMA SO POOR I SAW HER KICKIN A CAN DOWN THE ROAD I GO WOT U DOING ? SHE GOES IM MOVIN HOUSES
(THEY MIGHT BE OLD THEY MIGHT BE NEW BUT THTS ALL I CAN THINK OF AT THE MOMENT)



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Post by ShAzIaMaDnEsJaTtI » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:08 pm

[FONT=Impact] YO MOMA SO FAT WEN SHE WALK OUT SIDE THE EARTHQUAKE BEGAN HAHAHAH LOL (ha)
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Post by BasitJabbar » Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:44 pm

teri ami so patli :angry:


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I forgot wot i was gonna say bout her now :o afta all dat lol
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Post by BasitJabbar » Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:12 pm

Oh well lol, i was gonna build up da tension an spit it out:'( looool didnt work
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Post by *Murry* » Tue Feb 21, 2006 2:42 am

<span style='color:purple'>* LMAOO!.. My Mama Soo Mean She Stole My Ciggerettes!.. Ohh Damn!.. Thats Not The Idea Of A Your Mam Joke Is It!?!?.. :$:$:$ I Dont Get Mama Jokes!.. :$ *</span>
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Post by SxC K4713 » Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:51 pm

lol hehe joka

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