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Post by krazzie_ammo » Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:07 pm

To those that have seen the film, you will know what I am saying. Personally I thought it was hilarious.

To those that haven't seen it, i wouldn't see it if you are easily offended. Here are some quotes from the film,

<span style='color:red'>Yagshemash! My name a-Borat. These are my country of a-Kazakhstan. It nice."


"Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp or make jam. But the most fun is to kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip him up with a wild dog."

"There is land of opportunities in US of A. For man, construction work, taxi driving and accountancy. For woman, as a prostitute."

"We say in Kazakhstan, "You find me woman with brain, I find you a horse with wings."

"In America, women can vote, but horse cannot. It is the other way around in my country."

"In the US and A, if you want to marry a girl, you can't just go to her father's house and swap her for 15 gallons of insecticide."

"My wife, she make very much noise when she do a toilet.

"This one I have to pay money for, but she worth it! Waah, waah, wee-waah!"

"I had a very bad gypsy attack; they stole my wife, plough…and they touch my horse in a very bad way. He got very depressed."

"To the world, I love you! Apart from Uzbekistan. Assholes."
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Post by AmIrRrRr » Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:46 pm

not seen it..from those quotes..it doesnt seem offensive.but not very funny either :P
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Post by krazzie_ammo » Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:25 pm

OMG! its the funniest movie ever! go see it...and check out this link,

<a href='http://movies.uk.msn.com/film.aspx?P_MediaID=16801' target='_blank'>MSN Borat Review</a>
and watch the trailer and clips.
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Post by shakil » Sun Oct 29, 2006 3:49 pm

<span style='color:green'>Krazzie you shouldn't have posted those quotes because from reading it people like amirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (To be continued), who haven't seen it then read the quote won't find it funny and just thing its some crap movie, but for people like me & you who have seen it, will find it THE FUNNIEST FILM EVEEEEERRRRR!!!!! Which it is ;)

btw - It's only funny because it's offensive, if he didn't make those offensive jokes it would have been another Mr. Bean

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Post by krazzie_ammo » Sun Oct 29, 2006 3:51 pm

another borat lover :D i didn't put the funny quotes in...
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Post by Menace » Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:58 pm

every1 says its funny gna watch it on wednesday but it dnt sound funny those quoutes r just lame but we'll see i wnt vote for now

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Post by xZubdax » Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:11 pm

LMFAO! HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHA You have no ideaa its a hilariousssss filmmmmmmm loool

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Post by krazzie_ammo » Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:15 pm

OMG! who voted "too offensive"????
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Post by krazzie_ammo » Sun Nov 19, 2006 1:40 am

you cannot make that judgement as you not have seen it. also, that must have been a biased article.
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Post by shakil » Sun Nov 19, 2006 1:46 am

<span style='color:green'>I was going to say exactly the same

You read one article and fully believed it? For all I know it could be The Sun - And we all we know how they are.

Watch it, and make your own review, then vote!
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Post by shakil » Sun Nov 19, 2006 1:50 am

<span style='color:green'>People get paid less than that for doing harder work, these lot did something fun, appearing in a worldwide movie</span>
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Post by Basit » Fri Nov 24, 2006 12:31 pm

was a bit funny but the film wasnt all that in general !

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Post by shakil » Fri Nov 24, 2006 5:29 pm

<span style='color:green'>It would have been even funnier if people knew that in SOME of the parts the public don't know what's going on and aren'y actors, just some normal people - can't beleive they actually think he's that dumb.

You should see when he releases his 3rd character Bruno, who's gay. You can watch some of the series he made on TV on google videp/you tube - ain't gonna post the link
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Post by krazzie_ammo » Fri Nov 24, 2006 5:49 pm

naw, i dont really like Bruno. not that original.
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Post by JATT_ATTAX » Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:19 pm

MAN`S A JOKER AYZA AYZA MY NAME IS BORAT IM FROM AZAKISTAN MANS A GAY HE LIKES MAN KISSES THEM
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