MC Battles, 4 Linerz!

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Brown Eyed Beauty
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Post by Brown Eyed Beauty » Mon Dec 25, 2006 8:47 pm

Boy u the one who needs to grow
In the head and down below
Just stop this shizzle and just retreat
Its Christmas man go eat some meat

If u wanna MC then do it right
dont go round tryna pick a fight
u speaking bout my appearance
u ent seen me so giv up the arrogance
The world's not getting smaller, there's just less in it.

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Zedzo
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Post by Zedzo » Mon Dec 25, 2006 9:51 pm

Punkjabi mc dis 1s for u luv :D

All u do is rap about hoes n cars
so to put u to shame im about to rhyme a few bars :angry:

Punjabi mc HA HA wat a name
steppin upon da scene thinkin he own da game. B)
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Your bars are weak.
Ur lyrics dont match.
Your faces so ugly, :blink:
It makes ma ballz scratch. :o
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HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA MURKED MURKED MURKED :D :D

Ders ur four linez u byotch ha ha " Yes, Yes, B*tch This shits about to get messay, Ima sit back, Relax and watch u write me an essay" BRAAAAAAP!!! ;)

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Post by xJATTIxPRINCESSx » Mon Dec 25, 2006 11:01 pm

xcuse ma mr punjbi mc
i aint a fake or a wana b
u do dis as a job i do it as a joke
im laughin at u juz like all da other folk
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Post by xJATTIxPRINCESSx » Tue Dec 26, 2006 1:59 pm

ahem cobra wah u on about bendin ova a fence? :blink:
boi hush ur lines r sooo dense
nyway bk 2 punjabi mc tyme to merk u agen
cuz u'r tld by every1 ur lines r LAME B)
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Post by xJATTIxPRINCESSx » Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:32 pm

cobra onli clever ppl understand
uff no point explainin ur waste man B)
btw im a female go srt out ur vision
juz luk at ma pic n it'll drive away all suspision :P
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Post by Menace » Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:25 pm

ooo female rapper aka the princess
thinking shes gd but shes nowhere near the best
her lyrics r lame her face a mess
stop typin ya lame lines and giv it a rest :P (ha)

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Shaan
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Post by Shaan » Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:42 pm

Il Jook Your Family Cuz I Am Mad,
Smother Your Brothers, Then Fry Your Dad,
Bum Your Mum In her Clients Cab,
Then Play Twister With Your Sister In The Science Lab!!

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Brown Eyed Beauty
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Post by Brown Eyed Beauty » Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:35 am

lmfaoo that was pretty good...

Girls are gettin in on the MC game
Dont h8 jus cos ur lines are lame
Girls can do wat boys can do
In fact we times the talent by two! B)
The world's not getting smaller, there's just less in it.

Menace

Post by Menace » Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:04 am

girls be tymzin the talent by two
u got as much talent as the **** on my shoe
you've had your 15 secnds of fame
now bow down to the king of this rap game :P (thats me btw hehe)

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Wazzio
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Post by Wazzio » Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:38 am

similar to saddam wazzios well hung
so **** t-pain, i leave strippers sprung
any boy test, left to hang off rail
that shits just stupid... like a female


p.s... anyone wana battle for a laugh, send me a message
-1- ;)

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Umee
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Post by Umee » Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:44 am

kikass u a s**t mc
i dnt spit
but if i did
you'd be a crushed mc


i were readin thru all the 4linaz n noticed kikass cnt 4 line for s**t so i thout il let im kno . . . :D

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Brown Eyed Beauty
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Post by Brown Eyed Beauty » Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:23 am

Ahahaha im laafin at u MC Wannabes
Uno what? I'm an MC Gonna be!
So don't u fink dat ur all top
Cos im ma eyes...ur just som flop

purlease dont make this a battle of the sexes..leave male/female aside in this MC battle cos trust me...u dont wanna go there <_<
The world's not getting smaller, there's just less in it.

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Post by Wazzio » Sat Jan 06, 2007 7:52 pm

i offend who i want cos my rhymes leave u cripple
my lyrics are hard, lyk brown eyed beautys nipples
so leave the male/female ****, n give me some kisses
n right after that, do the hoover n the dishes

haha

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Post by Brown Eyed Beauty » Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:23 am

Ur lyrics are as hard as the pillow under ma head
Dont mess wit me cos bang bang ur dead
And u lil weirdo go ask sum1 else for a snog
Cos u ent m handsome prince u jus sum ugly frog..

last lines rnt me bein random..its the story of the frog turnin into the handsome prince buh this is the otha way round 8-)
The world's not getting smaller, there's just less in it.

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Post by Umee » Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:35 am

Who you know that got a flow this sick
Umee thats who keepin it slick like rick
All you fake Mc's aint got **** on me
Cos ill crush you like the otha wack Mc's

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